Monday, May 4, 2009

Top 10 lines that really make a girl feel special...

OK. NOT.

Again folks, you just can't make this stuff up. These are a few of the lines I got JUST TODAY! If I shared the past months worth, you'd think I was lying...

1. Why are you divorced, anyway? what happened? spit me some bitterness... i wanna taste
2. Come on, time to fess up... i'm hot. say it!
3. WOW, You're the One
4. Your profile puts you out as kinda snobby but I am pretty sure you are not.
5. Actually, there is just no way that you wouldn’t end up finding me amazing. ….
6. That photo of you is a little less-than-flattering on you, but you are a very cute girl!
7. SO...WHAT IF I PROMISE TO MAKE YOU SMILE
8. I KNOW YOU SAID NOT INTRESTED, BUT WOULD LOVE TO CHAT W/U AS A FREIND
9. I see a lady that needs to have all her needs meet physically, emotionally, and that's what I do.
10. I could be just running game but I see something I want I go for it.

Seriously, every day, I get a little closer to just swearing off men forever. If they aren’t insulting you, they are acting like complete idiots. Are there NO MORE NORMAL ONES LEFT?! Blah.

I need a vacation. Good thing I’m off to Natalie’s for a week!

2 comments:

KaNdRa and JaReD said...

Seriously!?! Hey, when we get to Las Vegas I will be on the look out for "the one" and then let you know...haha. There HAS to be SOMEONE...:)

Living Lavallee said...

Ugh! At least it's easy to weed them out.

Insert something clever here.

ummmmmmmmmmmm