POOP. Yes, for those of you with boys, I'm sure you can relate. At least I hope you can, because I am SLOWLY going insane listening to the word POOP. To be quite honest, I don't think I've ever heard a little girl latch on to the word and show pride using it. At least not like my son has. Wyatt loves the word poop. It accompanies just about every sentence, song, or thought the kid has. And I'm going to SNAP. Driving home in the car tonight, song comes on the radio. The Fray. How To Save a Life. Good song, ...usually. Wyatt decides to chime in. .... How to save a POOP. This is not the first time his singing has taken this sort of turn. The other day he was singing one of his songs... Twinkle twinkle little star POOP. Am I the only mommy with this problem? Don't think it's limited to this form either. During our drive tonight, he also asked if he could have a "POOPY cookie" when we got home. Every FRIGGIN sentence out of his mouth has got it. I'm so done. I've begun threatening the soap. I'm not entirely sure he knows what all that entails, because he still chuckles at me when I say it....but one of these days, it's gonna happen. AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH I suppose there are worse things he could be saying, but come on. How many times a day do I have to hear the word POOP inserted into a sentence or song at random??? Ugh. Living with 2 boys is taking it's toll! :) Oh yeah, I'll also share a small snippet of the conversation I got to listen to earlier this evening between the boys...
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Wyatt: poop
Chase: POOP
Good times. And I couldn't even smack 'em cuz I was drivin'!
3 comments:
Where do I begin? Yes, girls, too will use the word poop liberally! Also, just don't give them a reaction, cuz that is the #1 reason kids to everything. I have used soap in my kids' mouths, and they're still alive...It's quite effective! If all else fails, get some headphones and just listen to your ipod when you drive home!
I've got plenty more unsolicited advice if you're ever in need!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA breath...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
We NEED to get together, so we can both feel normal!!! Yes, POOP is in nearly every freaking conversation. The song thing cracks me up... ours is Dashboard Confessional's "You have stolen my...POOP!" (or insert fart, pee, spit, bum-bum or boogers in there as well. My boys don't discriminate). Yes, it is all boys... all normal ones.
poop! giggle. love that Wyatt. I think it is a form of Chinese water torture. It slowly shows who really is the boss. We go nuts, they laugh harder.
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